love letters

Dear U.S. Dollar,
Knock it off! I pay taxes on you in two countries. Pull your socks up, sir, or ... or. Seriously, though.
With love, but just a little longer,

Dear Thanksgiving,
HAHAHAHAHA! Enjoy yourselves! The only turkey that will be consumed in this house tomorrow will be Wild. Otherwise, man, I'm saving all my love for the winter break, during which my goal is to fully indulge my inner bear and sleep and sleep and sleep. Eyes on the prize; we shall not be distracted by something that involves more cooking than eating.
Gobble!

Dear Internets,
I think you should be free like butterflies but I also cannot believe I do not have to pay you for the very fabulous experience of shoe-shopping with Squire and having him tell me which shoes rule and which shoes suck. And then I crushed him under my foot and said Stupid Boy Stupid Boy and then we collapsed in an agony of geek giggling.
I'm yrs, etc.,

Comments

[ste3ve]

I think you have too many brains.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-V846_Mm8

[ozma]

Happy Thanksgiving...

I don't know if you can improve on the original.

[c]

The dollar will only continue to tank-- this is just getting started. Best have a contingency plan...